Want to laugh so much that your stomach hurts or just go through all your frustrations towards certain lovers, roommates, friends, etc..? In that case I can warmly recommend the most thrilling blog out there:
Works also just as a pure entertainment for boring days:
“hey, gross person, if you keep ramming your tongue down my throat like a disgusting monster, I’m going to suffocate and die.”
You're a bad kisser
"You wish you looked more like Audrina? Is that the one with fake tits? Oh excuse me, I wasn’t previously aware they all have fake tits, allow me to be more specific—-the one with the fake tits and dead eyes? Wait——-why won’t the channel change? OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THIS A DVD?!?!"
You watch The Hills
“dis can nvr be.”
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